**Shining Heads Poll 2007-Results!**
Monday January 21st 2008, 12:47 pm
Filed under: The Shining Heads Poll
Posted by: Melanie

Happy New Year! We hope that 2008 is treating you well so far. We’ve had a terrific time reading everyone’s responses to the 2007 Shining Heads Poll, and we know you will too. Thanks again to everyone who submitted questions; we got tons of compliments on the poll’s spirit, its humor, and its look. We’re thrilled that so many of you elected to take a run through it — we got more than double the number of responses than we did last year.

If you read the results from the 2006 poll, you may remember that we wrote a big, long summary. Luckily, in the last year, they’ve made a lot of improvements to the software we use to create the poll, so this year we’re going to be able to provide you with a link to look at all the answers to each question, complete with all kinds of cool bells and whistles like pie charts and bar graphs. However, we’ll still sum up a few things here for those of you who don’t want to delve into the nitty gritty. We do recommend that you at least take a quick look at the link, though — it’s really pretty neat. You’ll get dozens of great tips about terrific restaurants, as well as books you might want to spend your Borders gift cards on. And of course, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to find out whether anyone wants you to sleep with them.

So, without further ado:
The Shining Heads Poll 2007 results!

Most of us are happy that the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame exists, and feel that the Beastie Boys should definitely make it in, but the Monkees should not. Almost as many of us paid more than $5 for the new Radiohead record as waited for record company service or paid nothing. A whopping 52% of us chose the New England Patriots to win the Super Bowl — how surprising is it that their opponent will be the New York Giants?

It’s a Cormac McCarthy kind of year. No Country for Old Men won the “best movie you saw this year” question by a long shot, but Into the Wild, Once, Juno, Knocked Up, Michael Clayton, The Departed, and American Gangster all got multiple mentions too. And McCarthy’s brilliant post-apocalyptic novel The Road was the book that moved the most of us this year, though several other great books got a handful of votes.

Some cool surprises: We are more excited about the prospect of a Talking Heads reunion than a Led Zeppelin one. There are positive signs that we’re finally getting with the program; at least two-thirds of us use social networking sites for something, and most of us are using podcasts and downloaded content more than any other source to get our news.

Don’t be alarmed if the prospect of Sean Coakley running the country terrifies you, or be terribly disappointed if you were convinced that The Eagles would win the “artist retirement” question hands-down. While the bar graphs at the link show them coming away with small victories, it turns out that a lot of people also added funny editorial comments that confused the tabulation system a bit. Bruce Warren actually got the most votes for President, and The Eagles won our derision by a landslide.

The final question was one of the last that we thought of, but we’re glad we did, because some of the answers were hilarious. (As a reminder, the question was “This Friday, every company in the world is having their Christmas party. You get to go to whichever one you want, and anyone will agree to be your date. Where do you go, and who do you take? [Sean’s taking Penelope Cruz to the Victoria’s Secret Holiday Bash, so don’t pick that unless you’re cool with running into him.]”) Here are some of our favorites:
“The Maker’s Mark holiday party. And I’m bringing another liver as my date.”
“the Oceans Thirteen Holiday Reunion with George Clooney”
“I’d be at the Oprah Christmas party, where there’s a new Prius under the tree for each guest. And I’d bring Courtney Love; I figure she puts out on the first date.”
“Melanie Shrawder and Grace Potter to the Last Unicorn cast reunion holiday party.” (Okay, so that one’s kind of an inside joke from Boulder. But trust me, it’s hilarious.)
“No date, and the party is the one in Eyes Wide Shut”
“I’d take Salma Hayek and George Clooney to whatever Mario Batali is throwing for his employees. Debauchery will abound.”
“Grace Potter to the Jim Beam Xmas Spectacular”
“I’d take Miss Scarlet to the Conservatory Christmas Party with a candlestick.”
“Eddie Vedder to the Cabot Cheddar annex in Stowe, VT. All the free cheese you can eat!”
“the Songlines Christmas party with Melanie and Julia on each arm”
“Mrs. Coakley to the Victoria’s Secret Bash and Ms. Cruz home from there”

Here were our favorite photo captions:

Nick Attaway
Drunk with power after mastering his underwater breathing technique, Nick Attaway declared, “I can now visit the stations in Atlantis, adds nobody else will get! And trust me, our artists need ‘em!”
Baby from cover of Nirvana’s Nevermind finds new career as sideshow freak.
Nick: “Help me, Please Help Me… I’m trapped in a bucket of water!” Radio Guy: Enough already, and let me guess it’s all over Hot AC with amazing callout. You’re not getting a ’sympathy add’ just because you’re trapped in a bucket of water!” Nick: “New Music Spin then?”
Merman Found Off the Coast of Three Mile Island
That record’s got no legs.
I figure if I stay under the water there’s no chance of accidentally hearing that new Eagles record.
This week, SpongeBob, Patrick and the gang unite against merciless destroyer of pineapples, The Unflushable.

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The secret to working with Coakley is starting your day with a little nip!
That’s right Officer, I just had two.
Is a shot for breakfast frowned upon by the Triple A community?
Help, save me from these dreadful singer-songwriters with more booze!
Body shot?

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I really wish they hadn’t served me in a frosted glass.
This convention was a lot more fun before the drug testing.
Ego Protector
I used to buy shirts with a little alligator but this is cooler.
“I’m just not sure the judges are going to get the whimsy of your design. I like the color you’ve chosen, but beer pockets are not New York. They’re very Midwest. –Tim Gunn, Project Runway
Who put me in this creepy guy’s pocket?
Man Lactating Urine Invents Colostomy Bra
Yeah, well, you should see where I keep my chocolate cake.
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And now, time for the link!

A footnote: The answers to the “put your iPod on shuffle” question were SO cool to look at, but they didn’t print up in a particularly readable way at the link, so we’re pasting them here.

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This American Life TV Guide.com Podcast Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me

Ice Cream Song - The Dynamics Conversation - Danielle Howle & The Tantrums Sandy Denny - Mark Olson (no lie!)

Charles Mingus-Moanin’ Edwin Starr-War Nick Cave-Fable of the Brown Ape

Spirit - “Ground Hog” Replacements - “Happy Town” Morphine - “You Speak My Language”

Goldfrapp - “Ooh La La” Matthew Dear - “Hands Up For Detroit” Belle & Sebastian - “A Century of Fakers”

I don’t have an iPod. Poor me.

Ben Kweller–I Gotta Move Stanton Moore–Maple Plank Butthole Surfers–Goin to Florida

100% Truth…At the moment an intern is loading all of my music into one.

Heart of Saturday Night- Tom Waits Tenement Steps- The Motors I Want You- Marvin Gaye

A Love Supreme, John Coltrane London Calling, The Clash a bad demo

“House We Used to Live In” - Smithereens “Please, Please, Please” - James Brown “Sitting in the Midday Sun” - Kinks

I don’t own an iPod.

Gnarls Barkley - “Crazy” Connells - “Fun and Games” Black Sabbath - “Paranoid”

Michelle Shocked - “Don’t Mess With My Little Sister” Bob Dylan - “It’s Alright Ma (I’m Only Bleeding)”

Ain’t got an I-Pod! (thanks to my music-overload at my job)

New Orleans is Sinking - Tragically Hip Monkey Gone to Heaven - The Pixies North Dakota - Lyle Lovett

Drive By Truckers (Feb 14) Bob Marley (Natural Mystic) Lucinda Williams (Cant Let Go)

ABBA “Dancing Queen” Wombats “Let’s Dance to Joy Division” Terry Jacks “Seasons in the Sun”

don’t own one don’t own one (part 2) don’t own one (finale)

Bob Dylan - The Times They are A Changin’ DevotchKa - Such A Lovely Thing Josh Ritter - Wait For Love

Gillian Welch, Tear My Stillhouse Down Gandalf Murphy and the Slambovian Circus of Dreams, Flapjacks in the Sky Bruce Springsteen, For You

Arcade Fire Babyshambles Dinosaur Jr

A View To A Kill - Duran Duran What Goes On - The Beatles St. Louise Is Listening - Soul Coughing

Grateful Dead “Loser” Pearl Jam “Down” Ryan Adams “Halloween Head”

Ryan Adams “Halloween Head”

Scissor Sisters “I Don’t Feel Like Dancing” Arcade Fire “Keep the Car Running” Pet Shop Boys “Where the Streets Have No Name”

Foo Fighters - Stranger Things Have Happened Richie Havens - Tombstone Blues PJ Harvey - The Devil

Dylan - anything Leonard Cohen - almost anything Tom Petty - solo or Heartbreakers

Angelique Kidjo - Emma Greg Graffin - Regel’s Goodbye Jamie Lidell - You Got Me Up

This Is What I Believe In - Adrian Belew Idiot Country - Electronic Ow - Charlie Parker

Amy Winehouse - Me and Mr Jones Coheed and Cambria - Feathers Matt Nathanson - Curve of the earth

Honestly… I don’t have an I-Pod. or anything that resembles one.

Sixty Years On–Brandi Carlile [my God, my ipod knows me well] Secretarial–A.C. Newman Our Velocity–Maximo Park [not bad–it acquitted me well. I was afraid it would be Sister Christian.

“Signed, Sealed, Delivered” by Stevie Wonder from the Motown Remixed album “The Last Dance” by Frank Sinatra from the Very Good Years album “Hang On To Your Ego” by The Beach Boys from the Pet Sounds reissue

That VHS or Beta song Rolling Stones Bootleg stuff Something from John Coltrane Live From The Village Vanguard

Ray LaMontagne-Hannah CASH-Pocahontas The Pixies-Gigantic

Still Plays Vinyl

XTC ‘King For a Day’ Elliot Smith ‘Waltz #2′ Eddie Money ‘Cool Water’ wow, that’s shameful

You’re Breakin’ My Heart - Nilsson The Ass And The Hole - Mac McAnally Flakes - Frank Zappa

Bob Marley - Lively Up Yourself Jimi Hendrix - Hey Joe Miles Davis - So What

Duncan Sheik, Genius Athenaeum, On My Mind Bruce Hornsby, Song F

Read My Mind-The Killers Weird Fishes-Radiohead Summersong-The Decemberists

hold ya - birdie bush blow wind blow - muddy waters hell in a bucket - Grateful dead

Bach, Italian Concerto Ray Charles, Oh What a Beautiful Mornin’ Annie Lennox, No More I Love You’s

Space Dementia - Muse Nothing Compares 2 U - Sinead O’Connor Our Swords - Band of Horses

Glad and Sorry - The Faces Even Here We Are - Shawn Colvin Unknown Legend - Neil Young

Lost In The Congo - Doyle Bramhall Portland Oregon - Loretta Lynn & Jack White Shoot You Dead - Slobberbone

all for the love of a girl’ Johnny Horton sick again’ Led Zeppelin I Want to Know You ‘ Witchcraft

“Invincible” Muse “Zuri” Tosca “Out Of Control” She Wants Revenge

Levon Helm - Got Me A Woman Keller Williams - Freshies Reckless Kelly - Castanets

Misterdobilina: Del The Funky Homosapien Johnny Cash: Man In Black (Live) Journey: Stone In Love

i don’t have an ipod

In Our Talons - Bowerbirds The Window - Steve Miller Band Whole Lotta Love - Ike & Tina Turner

Drumming Up A Storm - Bob Holroyd Elmira St. Boogie - Danny Gatton Wait - The Beatles

Humble Me - Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings Picture Show - Dawn Landes Here Come The Urban Ravens - Jackie Levin

Never owned and ipod… ain’t that a bitch.

no ipod here today

peace bone the underdog widow city

The Rosebuds “Night of the Furies” The Exploding Hearts “Shattered (You Left Me)” The Long Winters “Prom Night at Hater High”

Rock Raccoon - Elton John WNYC Never Make Me Cry - Fleetwood Mac

Wheat - This Wheat

“Bachlorette” - Trip Shakespeare “Don’t Shut Me Out” - Kevin Paige “Alfie” - Lily Allen

don’t like mp3’s, don’t own an ipod

Jay-Z ‘I Love The Dough’ Nina Simone ‘Wild is the Wind’ George Michael ‘Father Figure’

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer - John Lee Hooker Solitude - Billie Holliday Learning to fly - Tom Petty

Buddy Guy- My Time After Awhile The Roots- Don’t Say Nuthin’ The Kinks- Sunny Afternoon

Fucked Up Ford - The Reverend Horton Heat Worms - Medeski, Martin and Wood I’m Sleeping in a Submarine - The Arcade Fire

THE RAINCOATS - Fairytale In The Supermarket JIMMY CLIFF - Sitting In Limbo NATIONAL LAMPOON - Mr. Roberts

Mark Ronson - Most Likely You’ll Go Your Way and I’ll Go Mine Primal Scream - Country Girl Lady Sovereign - Love Me or Hate Me

Comsat Angels “Will You Stay Tonight” Dan Wilson “Free Life” KC And The Sunshine Band “Shake Your Booty”

Give Me Novocaine - Green Day Going Down - The Stone Roses You and Me and the Ten Thousand things - Peter Mulvey

“Ways & Means” - Snow Patrol “Turn Out The Light” - Joan Armatrading “Dogs” - Pink Floyd

doves “Snowden” UGK “Life Is (Too Short…)” Dixie Chicks ” Travelin’ Soldier”

Ipod At Home

The Gourds - Gin and Juice Iron & Wine - The Devil Never Sleeps Mark Geronimo & the Sluggers - Rex Bob Lowenstein

“All Summer Long” Beach Boys “Off The Block” Black Lips “Bluebird” Alan Jackson

it’s coming on christmas bach’s goldberg variations etta james

Papa Mali - Do Your Thing G Love - Some People Like That

Revolver - Venice Jimmy Eat World - Futures Smashing Pumpkins - Rocket

fightin for Cross Canadian Ragweed

The Jam - “Town Called Malice” Lee Parry - “Upsetter” dub Cordalene - “Back Where I Began”

Van Morrison/Bobby Bland, Tupelo Honey Spanish Harlem Orchestra (best salsa CD in 10 years) Jason Spooner

Procol Harum - “Simple Sister” Catherine Wheel - “Phantom Of The American Mother” TV On The Radio - “Wolf Like Me”

dan wilson- easy silence eddie vedder- hard sun mary j blige - take that

Evidence - Joseph Arthur “from Redemptions Son” Noodle Rave - Trey Anastasio “From Horshoe Curve” Carry Me Ohio - Mark Kozelek - From Little Drummer Boy

John Hiatt, Stolen Moments Stan Getz and Mr. Gilberto ‘Girl from Iponema’

john Hiatt ‘Stolen Momments Stan Getz and Mr. Gilberto ‘Girl from Iponema’ Grateful Dead ‘Cumberland Blues’

The Smiths- The Boy with a Thorn In His Side Matt Pond PA- Halloween Huey Lewis & The News- Now Here’s You

The Smiths- The Boy with a Thorn In His Side Matt Pond PA- Halloween Huey Lewis & The News - Now Here’s You

Scorpions - “I’m Leaving You” - Love at First Sting Stereophonics - “Deadhead” - Live from Dakota Days Away - “Idea” - Mapping an invisible world

I don’t have an ipod–honest!

Ipod? I still play records

Invisible Man Joe Jackson Too Tough Joe Jackson Rush Across The Road Joe Jackson

I don’t own an ipod… and proud of it!

Old 97’s W-I-F-E The Budos Band Ride Or Die Guided By Voices My Kind of Soldier

Hallelujah - Tim Buckley Dazed and Confuzed - Led Zep That Kind of Love - Cliff Eberhardt

I don’t own an i-pod I also don’t wacth TV; hence my non answers above

Avett Brothers Talk On Indolence Magnolia Electric Co.-Northstar Okkervill River-Plus Ones

Falling Slowly Please Read the Letter What Becomes of the Broken Hearted

Maura McConnell - Waltzing for Dreamers PussyCat Dolls - Dontcha Josh Ritter - Rumors

The Beta Band “Smiling” Asobi Seksu “Strawberries” Andrew Bird “Fiery Crash”

Manchester Orchestra - wolves at night The National - BOXER Cassidy - Celebrate feat John Legend

Don’t have an iPod. Don’t want an iPod. Why is iPod spelled with a lower case “i” then an upper case “P”?

“If We Never Meet Again” - Johnny Cash “Kegelstatt Trio” - Nick Drake “I Can’t Win”-The Strokes

dont have an ipod….. im in radio!

Justice & Honor - Bill Frisell Money Jungle - Ellington, Mingus & Roach Forty Four - Howlin’ Wolf

I can’t afford an Ipod

Sun Kil Moon - Jesus Christ was an only child Cocteau Twins - Ups Iron and Wine - Wolves

dont have one!

Anat Cohen - “Hofim (Beaches)” The Shins - “Red Rabbits” The Meters - “Go For Yourself”

what’s an iPod? seriously, what’s an iPod? I keep hearing about these iPod thingies…

“nice work if you can get it” frank sinatra “sinatra - basie “ “got a feelin’ for you” kelly willis “what i deserve” foot of the mountain (live) paul weller “catch flame! [disc 2]”

“Come on Up to the House” by Tom Waits “Award Tour” by A Tribe Called Quest “Outstanding” by the Gap Band

Lily Allen - LDN Indigo Girls - Money Made You Mean Afroman - Because I Got High

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - The Weeping Song Ultravox - Vienna Led Zeppelin - Since I’ve Been Loving Yo

Buzzcocks - Lipstick Linkin Park - P5hng Me A*wy Tupac - Changes

I don’t have an iPod. :(

not sure where my ipod is right now

Idlewild “Modern Way of Letting Go” Nada Surf “Always Love” Doves “There Goes the Fear”

Some Champions, Joe Henry, Kindness of the World Contact, Citizen Cope, Citizen Cope Even Song, Gomez, In Our Gun

Thunderwing - T. Rex - The Slider Oh Lordy Mama #2 - Josh White - The Essential Doctor Wu - Steelie Dan - Katie Lied

The Enchanted Sea Martin Denny Exotica! The Best Of Martin Denny I Don’t Want To Love Anyone This Much Again The Cornell Hurd Band Texas Fruit Shack Even Heroes Die Paul Thorn Mission Temple Fireworks Stand

kanye west “stronger”

San Diego Sonny Throckmorton Save Yourself Julian Coryell Where Do We Go Don Pedigo

I’m probably the last person on the entire planet that doesn’t have an iPod : (

“Day After Day” - Badfinger “Bad” - U2 “Suite 23G” - James Taylor

Tribute to Elmore James by Roy Buchanan Drive Back by Neil Young Six Blocks Away by Lucinda Williams

“Lost” by Annie Lennox Rock ‘N’Groove” by Bunny Wailer “Needle” by Ben Taylor & Brandi Carlile

bettye lavette roman carter wilco

Satellite Radio - Steve Earle Can’t Hold my body Down - Mike Farris Polk Salad Annie - Tony Joe White

i hate ipods i hate ipods i hate ipods

Senor El Gato Kelly Hogan Lucky Number Lene Lovich Startin To Hate Country Asylum Street Spankers

I’m probably the only living person in radioland that still does NOT have an iPod : (

Oscar Peterson “My One And Only Love” Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings “One Hundred Days One Hundred Nights” Shawn Mullins “All In My Head”

Band of Horses-Island in the Sun Radiohead-15 Steps Kanye West-Stronger

I don’t own an iPod

Merle Haggard “Wishing All These Old Things Were New” U2 “In God’s Country” Teddy Thompson “I Should Get Up”

Cab Calloway “Everybody eat when they come to my house” Countdown Kids “Itsy Bitsy Spider” Black Eyed Peas “Shut Up”

iDon’t

Don Williams “I Believe In You” Willie Nelson “City of New Orleans” Grateful Dead “Estimated Prophet”

Replacements- I’ll Be You Hooverphonic- 2wicky Tragically Hip- Ahead By a Century

Midlake, “We Gathered in Spring” Steve Earle, “Red is the Color” Barbara Keith, “Shining All Along”

“Long Tall Sally” The Beatles “Live At The BBC” “Doodlin’” Horace Silver and The Jazz Messengers “N.Y.C.’s No Lark” Bill Evans “Conversations With Myself”

Come to Daddy-Aphex twin Multiply-Jamie Lidell Mexico-Incubus

Pi - Kate Bush Romanza: Larghetto - Chopin’s Piano concerto No. 1 in Em, Op. 11 - Idil Biret, Slovak stat Philharmonic Orchestra, Robert Stankovsky, C. Che gelida manina - Luciano Pavarotti

The Doors The Doors engelbert Humperdinck

DJ Logic - Afro Beat Rod Stewart - you wear it well Gang of Four - He’d Send in the Army

Rancid - Ruby Soho Creedence - Midnight Special Jay Z - American Dreamin’

Mussolini Headkick- Get Out Marvin Gaye- What’s Goin’ On Matt Pond PA- So Much Trouble

dont own one

Spearhead, “Everyone Deserves Music” Marc Cohn, “Live Out The String” Sarah Vaughn “At Last”

“Persephone” by The Hiders “Cold Irons Bound” by Tom Verlaine and the Million Dollar Bashers “Poor Boy a Long Way from Home” by Barbecue Bob

Andrew Bird Fiery Crash Gomez Get Myself Arrested Miles Davis So What

“I Saw You When I Met Her” by David Ruffin “Under The Hedge” by Ted Leo & The Pharmacists “Soul Emotion” by Jay Rhythm

Bobby Fuller Four - “Only When I Dream” The Fray - “How To Save A Life” AC/DC - “For Those About To Rock (We Salute You)”

I’m old school - my ipod don’t shuffle.

We’re Both So Sorry by Mirah Don’t Bogart That Joint by Little Feat Morning Bell by Radiohead

Avril Lavigne “Girlfriend” Great Northern “Home” Black Tide “Hit The Lights”

Dylan, Cold Irons Bound Wire Strange Bobby Timmons, Moanin

no ipod

Gorillas, November Has Come RL Burnside-little babe (live) KISS-ladies room (AliveII)

I’m still using my cassettes

the bird and the bee - how deep is your love cat power / juno soundtrack - Sea of Love joe henry - civilians

Yacht “track 9″ , Clearlake “amber” , Scott Walker “Cossaks Are”

Soldiers Make Good Targets - Stereophonics Glamourous Indie Rock and Roll - killers Honey - Boston Tea Boys

Muckrakers - When the Mornign Comes 3 Doors Down - If I could be like that Eva Cassidy - Somewhere over the Rainbow

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I almost wish I’d said -

“I don’t need no sstinking i-pod..I have a RADIO STATION!”

great poll guys

g.

Comment by Bwana Gene 01.21.08 @ 6:31 pm

hey guys, great poll, and great master list…i was glad to see the matt pond pa pick up there…i think they are sometimes overlooked and underappreciated…loved their new album, Last Light btw…some really good tracks on there…like basement parties and taught to look away

Comment by rob 01.23.08 @ 11:58 am



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